for this reason...

Because I am usually the one behind the camera, very rarely am I in any pictures. Sometimes I wish that I were in a few. But then I see pictures like these, and I very quickly change my mind. I'm not even going to bother watermarking them. They are that bad.

Example 1:

I think I'm scowling at Peter for touching my camera...

Never take pictures of me hunting...

...or after a run. (I just need to say that Evie is the neediest dog ever. You can't tell it, but she is sitting ON my lap.)

 

And now for the story of Benjamin "Twist"...not really...but i hope the following pictures somewhat redeem the previous pictures.

How kind of you to share your Golden Grahams with me, Father.

Please, Sir. I want some more.

Success!

Now that I have had my fill, I shall go feed the "deeor."

Are you taking pictures of me?

You should be, for I can make some cute faces.

See...

I think I'll go terrorize the chickens now.

And he did.